Yes, that would be you Mr. I-don’t-have-a-brain-so-I-don’t-need-to-wear-a-helmet. See I saw you flying down Harrell Street while I was coming down Clay. I expected you would be a complete f-ing moron and come flying through the stop sign. In case you didn’t know, a stop sign is that eight-sided red thing that says “stop.” That means you [...]
So President Obama went on The View, supposedly to improve his image with the women. Really? What kind of women watch that show? Women who more than likely already voted for him and probably still like him. Seriously.
So here is some free advice President Obama, because, believe me, when you do this, your image will improve [...]
Swine flu aka the H1N1 virus. There is so much fear behind this that the president and even Elmo have been drafted to help. I heard both of their speeches on the subject. Now I never went to medical assistant training school or to Sesame Street, but what they are going around telling people to do [...]