Do people realize how LOUD they are when they are speaking in restaurants? DH and I were at a Chinese buffet (one of several in this small town). While he was getting food, I could hear all sorts of interesting … Continue reading
No matter what their age, boys will be boys. One of my favorite stories comes from a few years ago when my dad, then in his 70s, went to visit his older brother during hunting season in Pennsylvania. My dad … Continue reading
So this firefighter/rescue dude we know had been bragging on Facebook about all the jacuzzi tubs he has been soaking in while on vacation out of state. Yeah, I was jealous. I was snowed in with kids with cabin fever. … Continue reading
You watch more than two hours of MTV a week You have no clue who your representatives are You have lived on welfare for over five years (and are able to work, but won’t) You want your “fair share” You … Continue reading
You have one week to shop for my birthday. I really don’t need much. I always ask for maid service, but that never happens, so here are some other ideas: Gift Certificates Seriously. I know some people think it is … Continue reading
Dear DFH, There are some things you know before you marry my daughter. First, you need a King sized bed, or two. See, the girl takes up the whole bed. She likes her half of the bed divided diagonally. Add … Continue reading
It is true. Firemen love to fight fires. They love fire. FIRE FIRE FIRE! The volunteer departments have it made because they don’t have to do rescue, they just fight fires! Tonight we are having a cookout at the fire … Continue reading
I got this from following Stephen Frye on Twitter:
This is a group from Virginia Tech that was on “America’s Got Talent.” Now I will admit, a lot of my Hokie friends on Facebook have been posting about this, but I didn’t think much about it. I never bothered … Continue reading
Coworker: “Ack. Paul McCartney.” Me: “You know, this sounds mean, but I swear the wrong Beatles are dead.” Coworker: “They die in order of talent.” Me: “I guess Ringo will make it to 100.”