Worst Parents in the World

OK. Here is the list of why some of us are the worst parents in the world. I think Tara's is my favorite:

Queen of Pith – I am the worst parent in the world because…
… I don’t want to play “Hello Kitty goes to school” every time DD takes a bath.
… I will not let DD have Eggos for every meal.
… I make DD wash her hands after going to the bathroom (“but I didn’t touch the toilet!”).
… I forget to cover my ears so I won’t hear DD go poopy.
… DS is too young, but his would be that I don’t hold him or play with him 24 hours a day.

Martin - Hey think you suck when they're little, once they are teens they KNOW that you suck. But seriously, kids need (and secretly want) consistent boundaries and limits. You can't be your child's best friend. These truths are why I am the worst ever.

Loretta - Wow, I don't know if there's enough bandwidth here to list all the reasons for being the worst mom in the world.
... because I don't have a dollar.
... because chewing gum is not a meal.
... because I made them get clean!! *gasp* the horror of clean fingernails!!!
... because I won't buy them their own cell phones and everyone else has one
... because I don't always want to share the laptop.

Lisa - Because I won't let her eat brownies for breakfast.

Ambrosia - My daughter probably thinks I'm the worst mommy in the world because I won't let her get into my DVDs, throw my papers around, or eat everything she gets her hands on. At first I was excited she learned how to walk. Now, not so much. I went through the same thing when she learned how to crawl.

Sassy - My 2 year old thinks I'm the worst mummy in the world cause I won't let him fill my toilet with toilet roll!

Gina - I am the worst Mommy in the world because I make Aaron read 30-60 minutes everyday before having any TV/game system time and I will not allow Mikayla to color with sidewalk chalk all over my wooden cabinets.

Tara - I am the worst mommy in the world because when I tell my son to do something it gives him a "headache" and it will make his head pop off....according to him.

Carol - My teens think I am the worst mom in the world because I'm not letting either go out till one fesses up to eating Michael’s chocolate Easter bunny!

And from F2 – a Mommy of a Dog: I am a bad parent because I don't play with him for 3 hours straight when coming home from work. Seriously, he tries to play for HOURS. It's just too much. I'm also bad because I make him lay on his big cushion rather than nuzzling against my leg when I'm using my laptop. He inevitably snuggles under the side that my jump drive is attached to, then his little head hits the drive after he hears something and it perks his ears up.

Do you have reasons to add?